[cdcdawg]

WTF is a “metre?” Where is he? Oh, and he is an “avid hunter” is he? Citation needed. He looks like he needs to lose weight or buy a bra.

[nickcarraway]

It’s in Canada, as it says in keywords.

[Covenantor]

It happened in New Brunswick, borders on Maine. Only official bilingual Canadian province.

And if that’s not bad enough the Premier is Blaine Higgs (Progressive Conservative Party).

Progressive Conservative Party, lots of confusion with languages and meanings up there. Severe provincial identity issues abound.

[TexasGator]

“WTF is a “metre?” Where is he? Oh, and he is an “avid hunter” is he? Citation needed. He looks like he needs to lose weight or buy a bra.”

Where are you?

What are you doing?

What are you drinking?

Where is your mother?

[Swiffer_Ralf]

Easy way to work out a metre without being accurate is
3feet to a metre.

Rough draft only, but close and simple.

[familyop]

"Oh, and he is an 'avid hunter' is he? Citation needed."

The report is in the _Journal of Avid Hunters_ entry, "Is Stephane Girard Really an Avid Hunter?"