Washington has grizzly bears. Put a few in the hotel. It will clean out the squatters pretty quickly.
The bears probably have better manners.
A mouse would get rid of me.
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Point of fact there are only a very few grizzlies in the north cascades and they wandered down from Canada.
The fed ecocrud has been trying to put grizzlies in the WA cascades and WA has fought it for several years. Recently they finally won.