[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Try to eat “real” foods—whole foods or those containing just a few ingredients that you can easily identify—and cut down on processed foods such as chips, cookies and frozen dinners.

My chips are made from potatoes, fried in lard and sprinkled with salt.

Can some please tell me what is unreal about that?

[Kevmo]

Try getting one of those cheap vegetable roaster things you hold over an open fire. Plenty of oil, salt, and pepper. You’ll notice the difference, and it’s probably a tad healthier.