[BipolarBob]

Got a million plus dollar home restored to intense beauty and nearly paid for, and nobody to leave it to

Uncle Dsrtsage!, I've been looking for you all my life. I am so glad to have found you on this website. I can't wait to move in with you so we can share wonderful adventures together. I can't believe my luck.

[dsrtsage]

Maybe. But only if you can find a way to slightly tone down the snark