There’s actually a place called South Dildo? Is there a North Dildo too?
And Canucks call us strange..
Yes, there is a South Dildo (I checked). It’s south of the village of Dildo.
I didn’t see a North Dildo. There is a Dildo Boathouse Hotel, though, if you want to stay there.
Front Dildo and Back Dildo to keep the SJWs happy