“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” ~ George Burns
BUMP
Old couple gets a hotel room on their 50th anniversary. They both get into something comfortable and are sitting on the bed, looking into each other’s eyes.
She asked “What were you thinking 50 years ago tonight?”
He replied “I want to screw your brains out!”
She then coyly asked “And what are you thinking tonight?”
He replied “I think I did.”
I don’t fear death I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen