Slim-jims can be used as rodent bait in a pinch if you want them to die of high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.
Funny, but I live near a nuclear-war target. I’ve imagined having to carry weeks’ worth of food on me. And while country ham is my first choice for protein, I’ve often considered the likelihood that I’d have the chance to further stock up at a mini-market. Slim Jims actually have a better nutrition profile than peanut butter.
You’re dissing part of a redneck 7 course gourmet (pronounced gore-met) meal: a Slim Jim and a six pack.