[goodnesswins]

TIA for your suggestions.

[Navy Patriot]

You could purchase, from the court, the legal transcript and motions of the Nick Sandmann (Covington High School) Slander and Defamation of Character tort, and give it to her as a historic First Amendment legal document.

Mention that you are sure she will equal the high standard the plaintiff's lawyers set in the case.

[Bigg Red]

How about fake food like “chocolates” made of resin or artificial fruit? There are some pretty realistic models out there.

[wardaddy]

Sad to see someone smart enough to pass the bar is still stupid as hell

[Wuli]

You are wasting your time.

Just cut her off.

Love does not mean acceptance.

The Left is in a really bad place, mentally and in spirit. We do not need them around us or in our lives. They have been poisoned and they are poison.

[NEMDF]

You can likely buy “play money” at Dollar Tree for $1.

[DannyTN]

Note to self: Never ask Freepers for advice on gift giving.

[Rio]

[Dacula]

Buy some movie prop money - https://propmoviemoney.com/

and a piece of coal.

[setter]

We stopped buying gifts for our nices and nephews when they turned 18. We send cards only now.

[ArcadeQuarters]

How about those gimmick lottery tickets that show a big price but are fake?

[GBA]

Let it go with grace.

Whatever you do will only teach her about you and how to think, feel and be ... if she wants to be ... around you.

No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care.

And she doesn’t care what you know about Biden ... obviously.

[wintertime]

30 is a bit old to be giving Christmas and Birthday gifts to a niece.

She is an **adult** working in a well paid professional job. A card and/or phone call is enough.

[yellervette]

Send her a copy of Atlas Shrugged, and then have a nice chat once she has read it.

[Right Wing Assault]

So she can be closer with antifa:

Gas mask, bear spray, baseball bat, shield, blinding laser, 5 gallon gas container with a $10 for gas, a pallet of bricks, a white van to carry antifa supplies, first aid kit, lots of black clothes, a list of stores that might have nice free things on 'sale' while looting.

And a warning that the people on our side will have a different plan that makes antifa look like summer camp games.

[ronniesgal]

a bag of dog crap. Tell her it’s candy. Give her a clothespin for her nose.

[Jane Long]

Tell her you’re giving her a long lost relatives inheritance, designated to her.

Hand her an envelope with the ‘check’.

Then, take it back from her, a few minutes later, or at midnight.

[WASCWatch]

Send her a nice card and tell her you need to cut back on monetary gifts to pay for the Biden tax increases.

[TianaHighrider]

Tell her you love her. And Buy her socks to help her keep her feet warm for when she can’t afford heat.

[WASCWatch]

Milton Friedman's book, Free to Choose> and tell her she will get her monetary gift after she reads it. Write a brief note towards the end of the book in light pencil near the spine. When she claims she read it, ask her on what page she found the note.

[Paleo Pete]

A one way ticket to Venezuela?