[PROCON]

[Reily]

Florida man posts should always have 1960s Batman TV show theme music playing !

[ClearCase_guy]

Ummmmmm. Was alcohol involved?

[Meatspace]

“Brown is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.”

Hang on, you can shoot someone in the head, kill them and the best the state of Florida can do is change you with aggravated battery?

[COBOL2Java]

Brown admitted to firing the gun, but says he was only trying to scare his brother, police say. However, he saw his brother's head go back when he fired the shot.

Guess he neglected to make sure the gun was unloaded?

[Sans-Culotte]

I wonder if the brother’s last words were “oh, wait...”

[Flick Lives]

Brown admitted to firing the gun, but says he was only trying to scare his brother, police say.

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Scared to death.

[Pining_4_TX]

Well, c’mon, he asked him to do it, right? I mean would the shooter lie? :-)

[I Drive Too Fast]

I can hear his lawyers argument to the jury. Ladies and gentlemen, you cannot possibly convict my client for granting his brothers last dying wish.

[high info voter]

Well I guess little babies don’t even ask before they’re murdered......but that’s ok.

[magyars4]

Another new democratic voter!

[Bobalu]

Hey, Sam, my hair sure is turning gray...you know I think I want to dye.....BOOM

[Billthedrill]

However, he saw his brother's head go back when he fired the shot.

Who writes this stuff? I bet there was a loud noise accompanying it, too.

[Sirius Lee]

Hey, once the left started becoming apologists for Dr Kavorkian, it’s open season, and no bag limit.

[Renkluaf]

Like Disney, making dreams come true.

[Albion Wilde]

Brown took out a gun, pulled the trigger and shot his brother in the head... The man was rushed to the hospital with a life-threatening wound to his head.

Gosh, d'ya think?