Straight forward but tricky little CG from The Arkansas Gazette.
5 minutes good
3 minutes excellent
2 minutes superior
Single letter words
vowels
lucky guess on some words
Woke up this am remembering a funny response from a Spock like engineer
“Obviously Steven, this vessel is not properly sized for the amount of liquid on hand”
3:38.93
I should be grateful that I finished. I sort of suspected a lot of the right words, but it took me a while to put it together.
I like this quote!

I'll drink to that.
1:44
Started with word 3 and 14. Eighteenth word became obvious.
Have no clue how I solved it going from there. Maybe it’s the second word that could only be what it was.
Positive quote :)