I hear tomorrow they will give a free scoop of ice cream for every gun turned in. The lines are already miles long, because every one loves ice cream, and guns are dangerous and we should stay safe, mask up and trust our elected leaders.
Orange man bad, guns bad, make more electricity from electricity KOMRADE!
Oh, and everyone that declines a scoop of ice cream? Their neighbor gets two for turning them in!
I do love Ice Cream....