Posted on 10/19/2020 11:18:34 PM PDT by Jonty30
There was a man named Jeffery Toobin Who was on call using Zoom and zoomed in People were shocked, dismayed and all ahowl Because all they could see was him and a towel.
The Master Zoomer.
YYou really have to wonder about his motivation.
Sex addiction tends to make a person want to take risks, because it makes them feel that they get away with something if they manage to not get caught.
...cause if anyone had said anything ...
lol
So the latest is that he was masturbating to something else online and maybe filming himself for that site when he accidently cut back to zoom...I guess.
sucks to be him.
And...
that’s not going to be good for anybody :)
Wonk, Woke, Wank.
No more yanky my wanky. The Toober needs food.
How does he go back on tv, even CNN? I mean really. Say what you will about Eliot Spitzer, but at least he was only banging expensive hookers with his socks on and not on camera.
I know that I couldn’t do it, show my face.
Roobin’ the Toobin while Zoomin’!
Bill Clinton had no shame. Toobin will follow in his uh path or something.
Liberals lack a “disgust reflex”
There once was a man named Toobin.
And while at work he was zoomin’
The crew took a break
And out popped his snake
And now out of his desk he is movin’.
CC
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Toob’s given it a scrub,
And where do you think he be?
The pundit, the anchor,
The perv penis yanker,
All are on Zoom, you see.
Clinton was getting bjs from an intern - way less humiliating than beating it on a video conference.
My only question is if there’s been a more expensive masturbation session in history. PeeWee didn’t make what Toobin was getting paid I bet, and at least he was in an x-rated movie, which makes it somewhat better.
Can you imagine the sheer terror that he felt when he realized what happened? Lol
uh...it was a bit more than bjs. Let’s leave it at that.
I know his sexual assault rap sheet, but in the oval office it was a stained dress and cigars. On the humiliation scale, rubbing one out on a work video call is in a league of its own.
“...I gotta tell you, I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and people do that all the time.”
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