[Tax-chick]

“Assault-style rifle,” “black rifle,” super extra scary, O noes!

My sympathy is with the census worker, who is just trying to make some money. I think people who don’t want to be counted shouldn’t be.

[PROCON]

Being a census worker has turned into a hazardous occupation.

I'm sure there was some sort of alcohol involved here. 😁

[TokarevM57]

....”...after shooting an AR-15 assault-style rifle,,,’
oh, crap.... here we go again....an assault-style rifle...is that something along the lines of an assault-style sword, or an assault-style machete or an assault-style slingshot...?
there is no journalism any more; it’s just submitting opinions....

[Scrambler Bob]

As the Census worker turned and walked away, he heard a gunshot. The victim’s wife,

= = =

Should have painted it pink. Maybe with pussy ears.

Note that hearing a gunshot made him a Victim!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I wish to say for the record, I have never shot at a Census Worker. I just threatened to tell his mother what he said to me.

I sent in how many people live here, they do not need to know the number of bathrooms in the house.