Well....great. Not sure how I am supposed to go out the door to go to work today. Because your story basically is my nightmare. Nothing is supposed to drop on my head and wrap itself around my neck when I’m just headin out my own damn door. ;)
I know a woman who is so terrified of snakes she cannot stand to look at pictures of them.
One day she stops at the local convencience store and starts to leave when a guy walks in with a pet boa constrictor around his neck. She freaked out and left the store screaming.