Posted on 09/23/2020 1:30:54 PM PDT by euram
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a somber ceremony this morning, leading government officials announced that the US Constitution, the oldest surviving national constitution and the founding document of the world’s leading democracy, will be entirely replaced by the last wishes of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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BB is landing them left and right since rbg finally admitted her death.
That is what the left wants to do.
LOL!
Without a doubt, the Bee writes the best satire the world has ever seen.
Don’t give them ideas
Too close to home.
Well, in a surprise, Roberts went with the conservatives and the Supreme Court ruled 5-3 that such replacement would be unconstitutional.
Outa the park!! Go BB!!
/echo
Why couldn’t she just have requested a thick steak and ice cream like any respectable death row inmate would do.
I’m with Tucker and doubt the grand daughter’s tale of Ginsburg’s deathbed gasps. If it’s true, I feel sorry that she couldn’t die in peace and be happy with the work she has accomplished, for better or worse. If she was so concerned about who named her replacement she should have retired in the middle of Obama’s second term (if not in his first term). She has been at death’s door for years and it’s a shame she couldn’t have just let go of the bitterness nd enjoyed her last years with her family.
I think we need to celebrate her radicalism. Throw molotov cocktail into her casket! And everyone say Molotoff!
She was bound and determined to have Hillary Clinton name her replacement. When Clinton lost she said that she would stay for another 5 years, in hopes of outlasting Trump. I’m not a bit sad that she’s finally done.
This won’t be satire if the dems seize control
Luv the Bee!
She was a progressive activist for 70 years first and foremost
That was her entire existence
I have no doubt that she played politic activist until she wheezed her last feeble breath
I was told by other FReepers that because RBG was a Jew she had to be buried within 3 days, which would have been this past Sunday.
Now she’s on the Funeral tour.
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