Posted on 09/20/2020 4:10:22 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has announced his pick for Supreme Court justice: Joe Biden. By nominating Biden, Trump has forced the Dems' hands, making them believe the sexual assault claims and allegations of inappropriate, creepy behavior against the former vice president.
The "4D chess" move forced Dems to immediately accuse Joe Biden of sexual assault and reverse their position on the current claims against him.
"We now believe Tara Reade," said a somber Kamala Harris, "and we will do everything in our power to destroy this man's life."
In addition to believing current claims against Joe Biden, Democrats also immediately dug up 417 new accusers against Joe Biden. He has been accused of participating in wild frat parties, drunken keggers, and something called the "Devil's Triangle," which Dems say is either a Satanic ritual or code for a sexual practice or "maybe both."
"It's clear this man is dangerous and cannot be trusted," said Nancy Pelosi. "We call on the Senate to turn down his nomination and run him out of public life."
Biden released a statement, saying, "I just want to go home and see my grandkids again." His mic was cut off and he was pulled off the stage with a shepherd's crook.
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I believe that’s “Stable” Genius. :)
Those guys be at the Bee can be so funny.
That would be just beautiful!
It would be comedy gold making Biden go through the confirmation hearings.
I was thinking that the instant I saw the Alex Jones pic.SO many possibilities!
Biden was quoted as saying “I just want to go home so I can French kiss my granddaughter some more.”
He should nominate Camela and see their heads explode. And yes, i spelt it like the name of the dromedary beast on purpose.
OMG that is the funniest Bee headline EVER!
I did NOT see this one coming!
DANG!
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