Posted on 09/17/2020 11:42:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Beer maker Anheuser-Busch is looking to hire a new CEO for their Michelob Ultra Pure Gold brand — and by CEO the company means chief exploration officer.
According to the brand, the new “CEO” will be paid $50,000 to explore America’s national parks.
Ohio starts issuing additional $300 in unemployment benefits The company touts that you’ll “get an office with the best view and get to travel for work … a lot.”
The ideal candidate will have a “deep appreciation for nature” and be tasked with taking pictures, creating captivating social media content and repping Michelob Ultra Pure Gold while touring the country.
Anheuser-Busch says the new CEO will be provided a camper van to travel in, equipped with a bathroom and shower. The employee will receive gas money and beer to enjoy on their days off.
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AKA PussyBrew
Wandering around National Parks, where millions have wandered before doesn’t seem much like exploration to me. How about going to places where few civilized people and few have ever gone before?
If it was for Amber Bock I might apply.
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Ooops, that second few above was supposed to have the word “cameras” after it.
DOH!!!
Being a lobbyist in D.C.?
I guess A-B is afraid they are going to run out water for diluting their Michelob.
He needs instead to explore the wild areas of our big cities, where civilized people seldom venture.
And he needs to be drinking Michelob Black, too.
Why pay premium money for lousy, cheap beer? Natty here, $16/30 pack. Don’t wanna lay out for Anchor Steam Beer-$10/6... That’s birthday beer!
I’ll take that job. My wife can be my assistant...at no extra charge.
I’ll even bring my own RV. Heck, I’ll even spray-paint “Michelob Ultra Pure Gold” on the RV.
(Note to Michelob...we already have our National Park passes, so we can save you some money there.)
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Aren’t the parks all closed???
“The CEO can also bring a human or dog to accompany them on their journey.”
But not BOTH? What cheapskates.
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