Posted on 08/15/2020 6:21:20 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—A new study has found that far more Americans would trust Dr Pepper than Dr. Fauci.
While Dr. Fauci has made some questionable claims over the past few months, Dr Pepper hasn't made any erroneous predictions about the virus or recommendations when it comes to masks and other protective measures. So the soft drink has rocketed up the charts as the most-trusted medical professional in America.
"Dr Pepper has 23 delicious flavors that combine into a cool, refreshing taste that's just right," said Texan man Greg Bolar. "Dr. Fauci has none of these things. He can't even give you diabetes, for crying out loud."
"Dr Pepper has never let me down." He then cracked open a cold, thirst-quenching Dr Pepper and chugged it in one gulp. "Ahh -- that's good stuff -- and it has none of that nasty deep state aftertaste left by competing brands like Dr. Fauci."
Americans also prefer Dr. Thunder, Mr. Pibb, and Dr. A+ over the medical advice dispensed by Dr. Fauci, according to the study.
This article was brought to you by Dr Pepper.
Dr. Demento, Dr. Strangelove and Dr. Dr. all agree that Dr. Fauci needs to stop talking.
Almost left out Dr. Lime in the Coconut.
Its been my studied opinion that you can tell a lot from the way a person throws a baseball
rip van biten’?
I like Dr. Pepper better than Pepsi any day.
I’ve got an appoint today at 10 2 and 4
With enough Jim Beam you may stop caring if it doesn’t.
That’s progressivism for you.
No matter what they never run out of more progressivism.
And then there’s too many elected Republicans who never stop scratching their junk long enough to even try to throw the ball....
Ya suppose folks are beginning to see the strings off of Dr Fraudci that are held by Bill ‘the stanist’ Gates?
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