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Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 1 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT by xp38
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The smell of Biden!
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:47:00 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
We’ll know when he lifts his leg and pres on her.
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:48:01 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
The Scent of a Running Mate.
To: smvoice
You KNOW I did not type “pres”. Why does autocorrect have to be so ignorant?
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:49:23 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
I thought "Oh, no, he didn't". Then I saw it was from the Babylon Bee and was very disappointed he really didn't.
Biden is looking for someone who smells like Evian skin cream and L'Air du Temps perfume.
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:51:02 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:53:20 PM PDT
by
moehoward
To: smvoice
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:54:21 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: moehoward
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:55:36 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Texas Eagle
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:56:07 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(The cost of abortion is a human sacrifice.)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 7:58:23 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: xp38
Crap! I almost missed that this was Babylon Bee.
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:01:50 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: xp38
Though from the 'Bee, Biteme's hunt for a VP seems much like the failed TV show The Bachelor.
Will he present a rose to his pick?
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:02:59 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:03:26 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Prediction: G. Maxwell will surprise everyone by not dying anytime soon.)
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:03:47 PM PDT
by
Red6
To: xp38
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:05:14 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
To: xp38
“like a one-eyed Jack peeping in a seafood store
Get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans.”
You probably have to be as old as Joe to remember “Shake rattle and roll”
To: Texas Eagle
You’re right. I should know better than try to out-best HAL. ...sigh... :)
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:08:00 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
To: xp38
They said he drank a lot of water and ran his tongue across the carpet after sniffing Kamala Harris. The smell of rotten skank whore was overwhelming.
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:11:43 PM PDT
by
cquiggy
To: xp38
He’s gonna have to sniff one out!
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posted on
08/01/2020 8:15:24 PM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(Democrats are not the enemy, Republicans are not your friends. We're on our own folks!)
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