[Buckeye McFrog]

Start preparing your lists of fake contacts for when the contract tracers knock at your door. I plan to have them scouring the streets of Honolulu in search of I.P. Freely and Al Kaholic.

[treetopsandroofs]

As long as they’re there anyway, go ahead and add Derrick Watson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Watson

[Olog-hai]

Spell it “I.P. Frehley”, and say it’s either a relative of Kiss’ Ace Frehley or claim it’s Ace himself (his real first name is Paul, so you could say that I.P. stands for “Ignatius Paul” or “Irving Paul” or something like that) . . .

[A44MAGNUT]

The tracers should also be sent to look under the grandstand for Seymour Butts.

[Jan_Sobieski]

How about Obama’s fake Hawaiian Doctor, Dr. U.K. Laili?

[jmacusa]

Me too. I’ll have them looking for Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.