I learned a lot from Cops.
The perps first words are always the same:
I dindu nothing!
Homo sapiens invented language to lie.
I was on a plane with a coworker and we were talking about cops. I told him that if you’re not a guy with a mullet, wearing a white tank top, busted for beating your wife in Las Vegas, you’re good to go.
When we got to our hotel, I turned on the TV in my room and flipped a couple channels on. COPS was on. They had a dude in a white tank top with a mullet in handcuffs. They were talking about him beating up on his wife. To cap it off, the camera pulled back to show the Las Vegas police car.