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1 posted on 04/21/2020 1:39:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Two words... ‘roid abuse.


2 posted on 04/21/2020 1:41:11 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: BenLurkin
This just in:

MSM reports Bigfoot and numerous Aliens have been added to Corona Virus statistics.

4 posted on 04/21/2020 1:44:45 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord fr everything y have. Don't ? wait do it today.)
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To: BenLurkin
I can relate. Years ago I ran into a Bigfoot-like creature while out hiking. The locals warned me. They said a strange animal roamed the woods, wailing about a lost election. But I didn’t listen. To this day I have nightmares.


5 posted on 04/21/2020 1:46:23 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: BenLurkin

Repetitive concussive dementia.


7 posted on 04/21/2020 1:46:58 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: BenLurkin
"Tell stories and maybe meet a real Bigfoot."

Mark McGuire?

8 posted on 04/21/2020 1:51:39 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: BenLurkin
Then stay out of the subways.

found_sasquatch

9 posted on 04/21/2020 1:58:52 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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11 posted on 04/21/2020 2:02:38 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: BenLurkin
Am I really the first?


13 posted on 04/21/2020 2:14:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
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To: BenLurkin

When little green men turn blue.


15 posted on 04/21/2020 2:16:46 PM PDT by DannyTN
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16 posted on 04/21/2020 2:20:28 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BenLurkin

Somebody’s been stealing Jobu’s rum.


17 posted on 04/21/2020 2:20:29 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: BenLurkin

If cats, dogs and tigers can get it, why can’t aliens and Big Foot?


18 posted on 04/21/2020 2:32:16 PM PDT by Kazan
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds like that fly ball that bonked him on the head thst time did permanent damage

https://youtu.be/QixQMUu4CKI


19 posted on 04/21/2020 2:33:25 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: BenLurkin

Yes, and I hear Guam is starting to tip over since Navy personnel have been relocated there off the carrier while they recover from the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus. /s


20 posted on 04/21/2020 2:35:37 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Workers)
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To: BenLurkin

Everybody knows that’s a bunch of baloney.

There’s no such thing as Jose Conseco.


21 posted on 04/21/2020 2:43:06 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: BenLurkin; All

Why did this headline make me chuckle for the first time in several days?


22 posted on 04/21/2020 2:43:50 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: BenLurkin

He has a point. Did Bigfoot give him steroids?


23 posted on 04/21/2020 2:45:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: BenLurkin

He has a point. Did Bigfoot give him steroids?


24 posted on 04/21/2020 2:45:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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It was that ball that bounced off his head years ago.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jose+canseco+head+ball&docid=607996656712745901&mid=362F4691D461556E3430362F4691D461556E3430&view=detail&FORM=VIRE


28 posted on 04/21/2020 4:15:39 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: BenLurkin
“Camp out in the wild. Tell stories and maybe meet a real Bigfoot.”

But what if McGwire is busy that weekend? :)

33 posted on 04/21/2020 6:22:39 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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