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Having become interested in Ms. Miller’s notable writing skills, I present another story under her byline:
A Florida man bought sizzling and heavy with a “Frozen” toy, cops stated.
Cody Christopher Meader allegedly had his approach with the stuffed snowman Olaf, from the favored Disney flick, ejaculating on the doll and sticking it again on the shelf at a Goal in St. Petersburg.
When he was executed, Meader apparently moved on to a big stuffed unicorn and started dry humping it, police stated, based on The Smoking Gun.
Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, was charged Friday with prison mischief within the Oct. 22 incident within the Goal, based on a police report. He stays free on $150 bond.
Meader admitted to doing “silly stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf stuffed animal, police stated.
The toys have been “eliminated from the shop flooring,” based on cops.
“The merchandise couldn’t be re-sold and [was] destroyed because of circumstances.”