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SEX spell that would force a man into bed with his female admirer is discovered on ancient Egyptian papyrus
UK Daily Mail ^
| April 9, 2020
| Michael Havis
Posted on 04/09/2020 10:50:56 AM PDT by C19fan
A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man called Kephalas face 'anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times' until he has sex with a woman called Taromeway. It also features a crude drawing of the naked Kephalas, his genitals grossly exaggerated, as he's shot with an arrow by the ancient Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis. The 'erotic-binding spell', apparently commissioned by Taromeway herself, was likely placed in a tomb where it was meant to summon the ghost of the deceased.
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TOPICS: History
KEYWORDS: anubis; blackmagic; clickbait; egypt; epigraphyandlanguage; godsgravesglyphs; helenthomas; kephalas; michigan; papyrus; pua; romanempire; sex; slutwalk; taromeway; trash; uofmichigan; worstopusever
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Did Potiphar's wife try this on Joseph?
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:50:56 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: C19fan
We have that now. It’s called “beer.”
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:52:53 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: C19fan
They had Jack Daniels back then?
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:53:03 AM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
To: C19fan
Did she try a bacon thong?
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:53:50 AM PDT
by
z3n
To: C19fan
Because causing a man anxiety is the way to get a man to want to go to bed with you.
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:54:28 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Fido969
Considering beer was a staple in Egypt she probably tried that route.
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:55:58 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: Fido969
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That might be the best post of 2021!!!!!
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:56:02 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists dont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: C19fan
Fifty Shades of Grey, 2500 B.C.
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:56:21 AM PDT
by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: C19fan
Try deciphering that!
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:56:23 AM PDT
by
Fungi
To: C19fan
The call for last rounds is a pretty good way too :)
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:57:05 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists dont point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: C19fan
show up naked, bring beer. Did I miss something?
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:57:16 AM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: C19fan
DON’T LET HILLARY HAVE IT!
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:57:32 AM PDT
by
jetson
(chiwowa)
To: 2banana
“They had Jack Daniels back then?”
Olde Legg Spreader.
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posted on
04/09/2020 10:57:35 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:05:58 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: C19fan
“For A Good Time, Call Cleo.”
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:10:39 AM PDT
by
Howie66
("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
To: C19fan
Sex spell:
Step 1: Show up.
Step 2: Imply possibility of nakedness or boobs.
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:10:54 AM PDT
by
lepton
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
To: C19fan
Geez it figures that nerds needed a study to figure this out.
That explains all the alien 'anal probing'.
We sent out a mix tape with nude pictures and directions to our planet... what did they expect would happen?
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:12:35 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: C19fan
This has only ever happened to me twice that I can remember.
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:15:51 AM PDT
by
Repeal The 17th
(Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
To: C19fan
That’s happened to me a few times. Arm-chewing-off moments.
"I got FUDGE!"
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posted on
04/09/2020 11:23:03 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
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