Posted on 04/06/2020 9:32:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Of all characters, it figures these two hoseheads would have trouble with two-metre social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic.
But after years in the making, life-sized bronze statues of SCTV’s inseparable Bob and Doug McKenzie appeared on 103 Street and 103 Avenue Tuesday night under a gentle snow, wearing tuques and jeans and clutching open stubbies — what we Canucks used to call short beer bottles back in the day, eh.
The lively and beautiful colour-patina statue is a collaborative effort between accomplished Edmonton sculptor Ritchie Velthuis, the non-profit SCTV Monument Committee, Calgary’s Bronzart Casting and actors Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, who had suggestions during the entire process.
“The only thing that was stipulated is they wanted to be involved and have a voice,” says Velthuis, who had to otherwise keep the project secret from the public for years before it finally found a place Tuesday night a block south of John Weaver’s transplanted Gretzky statue, another monument to Edmonton’s past.
Thomas himself notes, “Bob and Doug were born in Edmonton over 40 years ago. Edmonton is the perfect place for these statues because now we’re frozen stiff all year round, eh!”
He notes, “I am in Los Angeles and Rick is in New York City — probably the two worst places anybody could be right now.”
The loveably idiotic brothers McKenzie were the creation of the two actors, featured in recurring, often improvised Great White North skits on SCTV. Full name Second City Television, the show ran on and off from 1976 to 1984 with an evolving cast that launched the careers of so many iconic comedians, including Harold Ramis, John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Andrea Martin, Martin Short and Schitt’s Creek’s Catherine O’Hara and Eugene Levy.
First shot in Toronto, in 1980 the already-cancelled SCTV relaunched in cheaper Edmonton with the help of local broadcaster Charles Allard, owner of Allarcom and CITV, picking up international attention to match Gretzky’s winning Oilers and West Edmonton Mall while filmed here. The show would move back to Toronto and onto NBC and earn multiple Emmys.
But Bob and Doug became an international sensation in their own right, including starring in feature-length comedy Strange Brew — featuring the recently deceased legend Max Von Sydow — a hit album guest-starring Rush’s Geddy Lee, even having their own comic strip, which ran in the Edmonton Sun.
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“Rick and I were both surprised and honoured at these statues of the McKenzie brothers,” says Thomas. “Despite the time that has passed, we both hold dear the memories of working at the ITV Studios on Allard Way Northwest with the rest of the cast and the Edmonton folks who worked behind the scenes on the SCTV show with us.
“We all became lifelong friends, and share a lot of memories. So, in that way, these statues really memorialize that experience and the folks from Edmonton and the other cast members of SCTV who worked on the show.”
Began work in 2017
Velthuis, who calls the monument his career highlight, was hired by the committee and began work in earnest in 2017, first carving Styrofoam on a metal armature from smaller models of a number of SCTV characters, including Martin’s Edith Prickley and Candy’s Johnny LaRue. “Because of my snow-sculpting background I chose to carve them in a fairly detailed fashion, knowing I’d be adjusting a lot along the way.”
The next stage was sculpting a mix of powdered foundry clay, paraffin wax and petroleum jelly.
“It hardens, but you can heat it up and mould it that way, or carve into it.
“Because of their costuming, because their stance they’re really identifiable really quickly. I compared it to the first renditions of The Simpsons. You can see them, but they’re not there yet. When I ask for a critique I really want it.”
It’s here Moranis and Thomas first had input. “Their biggest concern when they saw the maquette was with the likeness — when you’re working on a 14-inch figure there’s only so much detail.
“I think people think artists are just super sensitive. I was super honoured. They were very direct with some of their observations, and I think there was some concern I would be offended,” he laughs. “I wasn’t offended at all. It helped me.
“I wanted to tell a story. I really wanted to capture in lovable conflict. There was a request that Doug look forward into ‘the camera.’ But watching this hours and hours, particularly when they’re arguing, he cranks his head, looks down. So I’m capturing a moment in time, not capturing a publicity shot.
“But,” laughs Velthuis, “I did shift his head up a bit.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Doug McKenzie, right, and his brother Bob. FISH GRIWKOWSKY/Postmedia Adjustments were also made to Bob’s nose, Doug’s earmuffs. “Just subtle nuances that were super important.”
After six months of intense work the figures were ready to go to the foundry. “Each figure was around 10 small pieces. It’s a fairly complex and complicated mould, just because of the seated position, hands in front of hands, that kind of thing.”
Velthuis thanks the team at Bronzart Casting Ltd., who also produced Richard Tosczak’s new life… new beginnings in Hawrelak Park. “They don’t call themselves artists, but they truly are.”
Next, a patina is sprayed on, heat-treated, “baked on,” explains Velthuis. “Every bronze has a patina. Even if it’s just patina of what we call a bronze colour — it’s still a paint, an enamel.”
Finally wax is applied. “It has to happen every two years or it will start to erode,” he says with parental concern for what he repeatedly calls “the Boys.”
At one point the figures had painted bodies and tuques — but with monumental bronze faces. “In bright sunlight it has a golden hue, but at nighttime, well …”
‘Kept it a secret this whole time’ The actors had concerns, and Velthuis painted the faces to match the clothes. “They’ve seen the final product and are super happy.”
Thomas jokes, “Geez, when we look at these statues it’s hard to believe we’re that old, eh! Of course, looking in a mirror tells another story.”
Velthuis sees the statue as a moment of joy in a dark time. The actors were to be in Edmonton for an unveiling Friday, but, well, you’ve perhaps heard of the COVID-19 pandemic?
Thomas confirms, “For obvious reasons that has now been postponed.
“As soon as travel is allowed,” promises the actor, now 70, “we will return to Edmonton to see these statues in person.
“Of course, by then, the birds of Edmonton will have made their contribution to our likenesses, making us look more like we actually do in person.”
“That may not be until the summer months. What do you call the Ice District in summer, eh?”
“I’m super proud of it,” the 59-year-old artist says, his voice breaking. “I’m welling up right now.
“That’s the bittersweet, anticlimactic part. It’s such an interactive piece, people are going to want to crawl all over it. I guess they could sit two metres away from each other.
“To be totally honest, it’s like holy crap, I’ve just dedicated four, five years of my life to this, kept it a secret the whole time. And now it can’t really be shared the way I’d like it to be shared.”
But, says the sculptor, “I’m just super honoured to represent the Canadian icons that they truly are. When they were filming I would’ve been 19 years old. I was Bob and Doug. My older brother — there was always that tension, that arguing. It was very relatable. Take off!” he laughs.
“Bob and Doug spoke to Canadian culture so profoundly, so eloquently in such a relatable way. And there’s folklore about them working here, stories that probably aren’t even half-true. But they left a mark.
“I’m an artist creating artists, and that was just awesome.”
Ritchie Velthuis’ painted bronze Bob and Doug McKenzie, on their first-ever night looking down 103 Street downtown. FISH GRIWKOWSKY/Postmedia In the first snowy hours of the statues’ lives on our streets, no one is celebrating, there can be no crowd. But someone did anonymously leave boxes of Kraft Dinner in the hosers’ laps.
Pleading the fifth, Velthuis laughs, “Offerings to ‘the Boys,’ I guess.”
Beauty, eh.
Take off ‘eh!
What the hell are they eating? Or shouldn’t I ask?
Who were the hosers that thought of this?
I’d like to by them an Uncle Ben’s.
GMTA
Bear claws?
Those aren’t any bear claws my wife likes from the corner store. Those look like a med school lab assignment.
LOL!
Bob and Doug's favorite donut: The Cruller.
Hmmmm. I always thought crullers were funky-looking croissants with sugar icing. But my culinary sophistication ends with a hunk of gingerbread cake and a dollop of Dream Whip. Or warm apple pie and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
KOOO lOOO KOOO KOOO LOOO KOOO KOOOO KOOOOO
Apple (?) fritters.
Now, why you go and done me like that? *chuckle* Back at the old homestead, I put in a 6’ Granny Smith sapling as skinny as a beanpole. Within ten years, the neighbor kids would come marching into our yard like Washington’s Army, toting a laundry basket, and climbing into the boughs to shake the apples out. My wife is a good canner, and would make Appple Pie In a Jar like nobody’s business. Here at Homestead v. 2.0, I have Anna, Fuji, and Honeycrisp trees in my little orchard. Once they finally quit sandbagging on me and start to fruit, there are going to be enough fritters to feed the county. I grew up in apple country up north, and there was always a basket of them on the dining room table as a snack.
Looks like apple fritters
Cmon, eh, at least buy them Labatts!
They look like small personal size frozen pizzas but that’s just a guess.
Could be, in that photo.
However, it's a long standing running thing for Bob and Doug that they go to the donut shop for Crullers and coffee.
SCTV much funnier then SNL.
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