[wally_bert]

Would New Jersey style COBOL have the f word at random places all the way through?

[redcatcherb412]

Would New Jersey style COBOL have the f word at random places all the way through?

LOL

PERFORM WHAT-THE-F-I-SAY
AS-MANY-TIMES-I-FN-WANT
UNTIL I-FN-WANT-YOU-TO-STOP
END PERFORM

[Right Wing Assault]

It's been 35 years, so here it goes. Stawting Joyzee COBOWL lesson #1: BEGIN. *Screw you! STOWP RUN.