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To: bagster

HUMOR SLIDE

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes

Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.

The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.

President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is only starting”.

The child replies, “Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.


826 posted on 04/05/2020 12:21:12 PM PDT by bitt (Hell hath no fury like a scorned patriot.)
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To: bitt

HA!


873 posted on 04/05/2020 1:45:05 PM PDT by TXBubba (Democrats: If they don't abort you they will tax you to death.)
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To: bitt
Great Hillary joke 😁
905 posted on 04/05/2020 2:46:59 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (MAGA)
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