Miraculous: Clump Of Cells Transforms Into Fully Formed Baby Upon Womb Exit
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AKRON, OHAccording to witnesses of the miraculous event, an amorphous clump of cells was instantaneously transformed into a beautiful, fully formed human baby the moment it was delivered at Grace Hospital Wednesday afternoon.
Our little bundle of joy is so precious, mother Hannah Bramer told reporters as she held her baby boy for the first time. Its hard to believe little Ashton was an unrecognizable blob of tissue just a few minutes ago.
I have no idea how this happened, but I am so happy, she added.
Doctors who witnessed the occurrence claim it was nothing short of a medical miracle.
The baby you see was indeed just a part of that womans body, moments ago, the doctor who delivered the child said. He is now clearly a separate, unique human beingjust like that. Were all fascinated, honestly. Its astounding. We have no explanation.
Rich