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Malia Obama Got Cursed Out In A Comedy Club
CheatSheet.com ^ | 1/31/2020 | Lou Haviland

Posted on 02/20/2020 11:29:38 AM PST by simpson96

Recently, while at a comedy club, the daughter of former president Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama, was verbally reprimanded, so to speak.(snip)

Comedian Pete Holmes, who produced and starred in HBO’s Crashing, shared on ‘Conan‘ exactly what happened the evening Obama and a friend stopped in at The Comedy Studio.(snip)

Holmes went on to recount his run-in with Obama and how he had repeatedly asked her and her friend, politely, to please stop distracting him with their whispering and giggling. He also shared his horror at learning it was she that had been so rude…and that he had eventually gotten very harsh with.

“So I go on last. And I tell a joke, and they’re whispering and laughing and giggling. And I’m just like, ‘what’s going on? I can see you.’ They were in the front row, they were in the light, the spotlight was on them as well. So I said to them, ‘What’s going on? I can see you, please stop.’ ”(snip)

“Look at my face, I’m here to help. But you push Petey too far and I’m like ‘please, shut the f**k up.’ ” At a certain point, I take the curtain and I start to close it and I say, ‘I don’t care. I just don’t want to see you.’ And I cover them with the curtain. I thought this would get a big laugh. Nothing. The whole audience turns on me. I’m like, ‘what is going on?’ “

“After the show, I find out, it was Obama’s daughter!”(snip)

Holmes acknowledged, “I should’ve been shot! I covered them [with the curtain] and was like ‘Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You should vanish!’ and covered them with the curtain. And the Secret Service was like, ‘I like this guy. Someone’s finally telling her.’

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KEYWORDS: entitled; maliaobama
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1 posted on 02/20/2020 11:29:38 AM PST by simpson96
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If it was Chelsea he wouldn’t be telling this story


2 posted on 02/20/2020 11:31:27 AM PST by albie
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

good!!


3 posted on 02/20/2020 11:31:35 AM PST by bitt (new q posts)
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To: simpson96

This guy will face repercussions.


4 posted on 02/20/2020 11:31:47 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: albie

Malia seems every bit as immature as her mom.


5 posted on 02/20/2020 11:32:46 AM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Pete Holmes has some very funny parody videos of Batman on YouTube. Crude, with much bad language, but amusing.


6 posted on 02/20/2020 11:33:24 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: simpson96

I wouldn’t have cared one twit whose daughter it was. There is no royalty in this country, and no privileged individuals. No one is better than any other, and I would not have felt differently upon finding out that it was the ex-president’s daughter.


7 posted on 02/20/2020 11:34:24 AM PST by I want the USA back (Journalists Take Bits of Reality and Slot them into the Existing Script. -Friedman.)
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To: simpson96

They aren’t Obama’s kids. They were props. You don’t ever see ‘’family pictures’’ of the Obamas. He was “Bath House Barry’’, Michelle is a tranny and the girls were just used as props. It was all a fake.


8 posted on 02/20/2020 11:34:48 AM PST by jmacusa (aw)
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To: simpson96

I don’t believe either one of their “daughters” are their daughters.

Men can’t have children despite popular belief.


9 posted on 02/20/2020 11:35:59 AM PST by chris37 (Impeach Chief Obama Injustice Roberts, a fraud, a clown and a tyrant!)
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For some STUPID reason, Black women TALK SO LOUDLY in MOVIES and shows....about damn time somebody did something!!!


10 posted on 02/20/2020 11:38:15 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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THEY wrote the book on ‘bad form’


11 posted on 02/20/2020 11:39:17 AM PST by SMARTY ("Nobility is defined by the demands it makes on us - by obligations, not by rights".)
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12 posted on 02/20/2020 11:40:54 AM PST by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: jmacusa
They aren’t Obama’s kids. They were props. You don’t ever see ‘’family pictures’’ of the Obamas. He was “Bath House Barry’’, Michelle is a tranny and the girls were just used as props. It was all a fake

Seriously?

13 posted on 02/20/2020 11:41:13 AM PST by x
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To: simpson96

If you’re in the first five rows at a comedy club, you’re part of the show.


14 posted on 02/20/2020 11:41:36 AM PST by gymbeau (I refuse to be anonymous. I am THEnonymous.)
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To: jmacusa
Michelle is a tranny

He was raised by a tranny nanny in Indonesia. Men tend to 'marry their moms" or the person who nurtured them as a child. Turdi (yes that was what he called himself back in the day) nurtured him. Stanley didn't strike me as the nurturing type...

15 posted on 02/20/2020 11:41:45 AM PST by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: Ann Archy

But since it’s considered racist to say anything, people are afraid to speak up.


16 posted on 02/20/2020 11:42:27 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: simpson96
Holmes acknowledged, “I should’ve been shot!

Well, if you insist.

17 posted on 02/20/2020 11:44:27 AM PST by PGR88
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Good thing he didn’t call her a dog-faced pony soldier...


18 posted on 02/20/2020 11:44:33 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Ann Archy

For some STUPID reason, Black women TALK SO LOUDLY in MOVIES and shows....about damn time somebody did something!!!

We had dinner at a nice upscale restaurant a few years back. 6 black women were at one table and shrieking, yelling, talking and laughing loudly. Other patrons was ticked off and giving the mean eye look to each other. Management would not do a thing.


19 posted on 02/20/2020 11:45:32 AM PST by setter
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Seriously?

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That’s why they’re both girls. Young boys would have been too much of a temptation for Obama. And there was a serious risk that he’d out himself as a child rapist in a manner that couldn’t be hushed up.


20 posted on 02/20/2020 11:46:10 AM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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