Yes Sweetheart.....I will gladly wipe your butt if you vote for me......please...it’s OK dearest....I was the lap dog, butt kisser of POTUS, Barack Hussein Obama...just ask him for my reference!!!
This dude Biden is dead politically...he just does not know it!!!
We asked Obama and he said "Uh, I'll get back to you on that, sometime."
Staffers will reveal "he be no ways tired cuz he be woke to community issues."
Also not tired because every Motel 6 or Holiday Inn Express he passes he goes in for an hour's nap. Several times a day. To rest up for going to bed at 8 pm. Rarin' to go and no ways tired.