Pete Buttigieg hints he won Iowa Caucus

The New York Times ^ | February 4, 2019 | Reid Epstein

[Fledermaus]

Define “victorious”.

In a Dems mind it will be anything he declares it to be.

[laplata]

The Sanders supporters will be raising hell.

[kevao]

I know of at least 3 Iowa caucuses where Buttgiggity got his @ss handed to him by Bernie - but ended up with the same number of delegates...

The Dems are big on equality of outcomes.

[laplata]

Lol

[bigbob]

Biden’s lawyer gonna be all over the stupid state officials the more Butty acts like he knows the answer.

Of course if he did win it’s only after they screwed Bernie. Sounds like Biden came in dead last.

[Maudeen]

Our country is sliding fast. . . perhaps one more great revival in the land and then . . .

[ETCM]

Apparently, several candidates are claiming victory. Why not? Everyone is going to bed, and you have to send them home with hope. Unfortunately, some folks are going to wake up to bad news. If it’s Bernie Bros, they are gonna make their anger VERY clear to the DNC mob bosses. If it’s Pete’s folks, they will just cry in their latte.

[NautiNurse]

Now how could he possibly know the results of an election where the results haven’t been released?

That's easy. Adam Schiff told him what the tabulators are thinking.

[jmclemore]

Trump-Russia collusion for app hack and failure in 3..2..1.

[irishjuggler]

They should be raising hell. It’s pretty obvious what probably happened tonight. Biden likely got creamed. He came in a distant 3rd, 4th or worse, so word came down from the DNC to the powers that be in Iowa to turn the evening into a dumpster fire to spare Old Joe from humiliation. It’s like the kid who didn’t do his book report pulling the fire alarm in hopes of mucking up the school day and put himself in the position of mitigating personal disaster.

[PGR88]

Buttplug Uber Alles!

[chopperk]

FUDGEPACKIN PETE GETS HIS INFORMATION ON THE RESULTS BY THE WAY HIS WIFE SCRATCHES HIS BALLS.

[abigkahuna]

Thats because the Butternut campaign helped pay for the app, along with the Iowa and NV Democrat Party...

[kevao]

Mayor Cheat has some explaining to do.

[Bellagio]

They’re progressive “shamed to be white” diversity voters. Of course they will vote for Buttplug... it’s a atonement vote.

[KavMan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pete Buttplug didn't win $hit!!

[laplata]

Good post!