SATIRE Pelosi Releases Limited-Edition Replica Of Dentures Worn During Trump Impeachment

babylonbee.com ^ | 1/17/2020 | ADMIN

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Nancy Pelosi has announced a new creative fundraiser for Dems in 2020: auctioning off limited-edition replicas of the dentures she wore during Trump's impeachment.

The dentures have Pelosi's signature emblazoned in gold across the gums. Only 300 sets were made, so you'll need to jump on this opportunity to get this coveted souvenir from Trump's somber impeachment ceremony.

The bidding starts at $1,000.00 per pair, with all proceeds going to help Dems campaign on impeachment. Excited Democrats began bidding on the dentures, driving the price up into the tens of thousands of dollars immediately.

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get a historic relic from this somber, very serious impeachment trial," Pelosi said in a speech, pulling back her lips to show the emblazoning on her official, original pair of historic dentures. "The plating on the signatures is authentic, 24K gold." You can even customize your dentures with "bling" like gold or silver teeth with messages like "ORANGE MAN BAD" or "IMPEACH 45."

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[Bruce Campbells Chin]

That’s hilarious!

[Does so]

I knew immediately...Babylon Bee!

[MinuteGal]

"A Bridge Too Far"

Leni

[Libloather]

Gropin’ Joe almost lost his on the debate stage. Probably could use a backup set.

[Don Corleone]

“Cross those bridges when you come to them.”

[null and void]

“Those are the purdiest dentures I’ve ever come across!” ~ Bill Clinton

[MinuteGal]

"The Bridge Over the Giver Lie"

Leni

[wetgundog]

Poly-Grip is your friend, Nanc

[Candor7]

She is reputed to take them out to administer her favors to her male Dem caucus supporters, and the occasional RINO.

She learned from Epstein.

[rockrr]

Or a bridle...

[null and void]

Everything is different now...

...same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was!

[a little elbow grease]

lol

[Notthereyet]

HUMOR!!! So neat!

[Kickass Conservative]

Any of those Impeachment Ceremony Pens listed on Ebay yet?

I read they were actually Gold Plated and they cost over $2,000 each. I certainly hope that isn’t the case.

[Colt1851Navy]

No Hillary, I don’t have any idea where those strange dentures came from.

[USS Alaska]

No Hillary, I don’t have any idea where those strange dentures came from.

It's OK bill, she left them on my night stand.

[wastedyears]

[higgmeister]

...same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was!