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(parody) BREAKING: Soleimani was killed by copy of massive 2,313-page omnibus spending bill, not drone strike
Genesius Times ^ | 1/9/20 | BubbaKen Managua

Posted on 01/10/2020 11:02:08 AM PST by pulaskibush

The attack on Traveling Poet and Iranian General Solemani was not a traditional “missile attack” according to a new dossier leaked to Genesius Times. After the successful passing of the omnibus spending bill, a paper copy was delivered by US Senator and Presidential Candidate Joe Biden to the Quds force commander in a routine democrat giving info to an enemy of the USA operation. As the bill was being airdropped from a helicopter to Soleimani via parachute, the harness failed to secure the item, resulting in the $1.4 trillion spending package slamming into the vehicle that Soleimani and Friends were riding in before their vacation flight to a Cardi B concert...more here:

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-soleimani-was-killed-by-copy-of-massive-2313-page-omnibus-spending-bill-not-drone-strike/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: genesiustimes; iran; iraq; omnibusbill; qasemsoleimani; qudsforce; soleimani
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1 posted on 01/10/2020 11:02:08 AM PST by pulaskibush
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To: pulaskibush

Bombing him with a House bill? That is a direct violation of the Geneva Convention. Even having him READ it borders on torture.


2 posted on 01/10/2020 11:45:18 AM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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