Get a little closer together, fellas, so that the President can see you all at once. You too, piggy, just squeeze those buns on over...
Posted on 01/03/2020 1:47:29 PM PST by Eddie01
Job must pay a lot.
The head rag in Tehran should be the next target.
Rinse, repeat . . .
Hillary says: Hold her beer.
Call me Esmaeil...until the great Orange Whale blows me outta da wada!
One would guess the underwriter didn't provide an offer after seeing the job title.
Do any of these assholes shave, or do they just like their face to look like one?
Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing.
You plan attacks against the US, and you will be droned.
Next man up! Your drone is waiting.
New MOAB receipiant .....
I’ll bet he has the tightest sphincter muscle in the middle east right now.
Some people like power, the ability to make people fear you. Some couple that sadism with competence, like, I gather, the last guy did. Others bring the sadism but lack brains. But either way, those types would line up for a job like this, and there’s no shortage of those types in the Middle East.
Hey Esmaeil—don’t stay too long in any one place.
Everyone else in line took one step back when asked for a volunteer!
Why does the Iranian uniform have a target on it?
Excellent, now just give the COORDINATES.
Here’s the lucky guy.
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I suspect he’ll quickly become the possessor of the world record for most turned down Uber ride requests.
Get a little closer together, fellas, so that the President can see you all at once. You too, piggy, just squeeze those buns on over...
U R NEXT
Now we have the name to stencil on the next missile.
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