Posted on 12/27/2019 7:14:49 AM PST by Impy
"Thank YOU for the $50 gift card, you really know how to a rock a girl's world."
I wanted to get you a $100 one but they were overpriced, maybe next year they'll be on sale.
"And I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Hanukkah!!"
"I didn't know you were Jewish, Pom Pom girl."
"Huh? Whatever gave you that impression? I'm Scotch-Irish."
"And I'd like to wish you crackers a joyous Kwanzaa!"
"Is that the fake holliday mentioned 10 times by liberal Whites for every actual Black person that celebrates it?"
"That's the one! And happy Festivus too, cracker!"
"You keep mentioning crackers but you never bring any. I like the ones with peanut butter."
"And I would like to wish a Happy Wookie Life day to our friend Myles Garret."
"Hey! That's racist, can't you tell a gorilla from a Wookie?!"
"Yeah, don't you know it's racist to portray a Black man as a Wookie!!??"
"Oh, my apologies, we don't have Gorilla's on the Forest Moon of Lesbos. And humans here don't much notice racial differences with each other, not when there are so many damn dirty squid aliens and spear-wielding Teddy Bears to discriminate against."
Hey Commander Clammuncher, I saw your movie, you only have like 1 or 2 lines of dialogue and I blinked and missed your lesbian kiss, the back of "Carrie Fisher's" head got way more screen time than you.
"I know, unfortunately my big Patton speech and my bongo solo got cut for time, look for them in the DVD extras."
"Hey guys, I'll be looking for work as soon as this Monday. I heard you were in the market for a stupid jerkoff to make fun of and I thought I'd offer my services."
"Oh, hi Coach. In fact you might indeed be a good fit for the position."
"Great, another cracker coming to steal my job."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Get your picks in! All games on Sunday.
Jets!!!
Oh wait. Sorry.
NEXT YEAR!!
They did beat Oakland and Pittsburgh :)
Baltimore vs New England will be a fun game.
Imp picks
Green Bay
Cleveland
Chicago
Kansas City
New England
Buffalo
New Orleans
Tampa Bay
Dallas
Jacksonville
L.A. Rams
Denver
Philadelphia
Tennessee
Pittsburgh
San Francisco
Teeman Picks
Chiefs
bills
LIONS
SAINTS
falcons
Eagles
Titans
cowboys
ravens
colts
broncos
Rams
Niners
AL_C Picks
Packers
Bills
Pats
Vikings
Chiefs
Browns
Saints
Bucs
Colts
Eagles
Cards
Ravens
Texans
Raiders
Cowboys (surely they can beat the lowly deadskins)
Seahags
You missed 3
Cleveland at Cincinnati
Chicago at Minnesota
Miami at New England
My picks:
Bills
Browns
Packers
Chiefs
Vikings
Patriots
Falcons
Saints
Cowboys
Raiders
Rams
Giants
Colts
Ravens
Texans
Seahawks
Packers
Bills
Pats
Vikings
Chiefs
Browns
Saints
Bucs
Colts
Eagles
Cards
Ravens
Texans
Raiders
Cowboys
Seahawks
..as they do in trying to win a game.
Green Bay
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
New England
Buffalo
New Orleans
Tampa Bay
Dallas
Jacksonville
L.A. Rams
Denver
Philadelphia
Houston
Baltimore
Seattle
Go Hawks! The Beast is BACK!!
I was blown away when I heard that! After last weeks game I wasn’t even going to watch the 49ers game, now I have *some* hope.
Theres an awful lot of enthusiasm upthread for Bmore backups in the face of motivated Pburgh starters
I didn’t know the NFL was still around.
Do they still have female cheerleaders?
Bills
Browns
Packers
Chiefs
Vikings
Patriots
Falcons
Saints
Cowboys
Raiders
Rams
Eagles
Colts
Ravens
Texans
Seahawks
Most people picked the Vikings over the Bears, so Jay Cutler’s record of being the best 8-8 quarterback the Bears ever had will remain unchallenged another year. Where’s Rudy Bukich when you really need him?
Sunday, December 29, 2019
Green Bay at Detroit
1:00 pm FOX
Ford Field
Green Bay
Cleveland at Cincinnati
1:00 pm FOX
Paul Brown Stadium
Browns
Chicago at Minnesota
1:00 pm FOX
U.S. Bank Stadium
Minnesota
L.A. Chargers at Kansas City
1:00 pm CBS
Arrowhead Stadium
KC
Miami at New England
1:00 pm CBS
Gillette Stadium
New England
N.Y. Jets at Buffalo
1:00 pm CBS
New Era Field
Bills
New Orleans at Carolina
1:00 pm FOX
Bank of America Stadium
Saints
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
1:00 pm FOX
Raymond James Stadium
Atlanta
Washington at Dallas
4:25 pm FOX
AT&T Stadium
Dallas
Indianapolis at Jacksonville
4:25 pm CBS
TIAA Bank Field
Indy
Arizona at L.A. Rams
4:25 pm FOX
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
Rams
Oakland at Denver
4:25 pm CBS
Empower Field at Mile High
Oakland
Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants
4:25 pm FOX
MetLife Stadium
Eagles
Tennessee at Houston
4:25 pm CBS
NRG Stadium
Texans
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
4:25 pm CBS
M&T Bank Stadium
Baltimore
San Francisco at Seattle
8:20 pm NBC
CenturyLink Field
San Francisco
Browns to cap another wasted season
Bills
Pack
Pitts since Bmore will rest Lamar and others
Vikes
Pats
KC
Dallas
Philly
Saints
Falcons
Dolts
Rams
Texans
Raiders in their last game for Oakland
49ers in the SNF finale
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