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House Officially Votes To Make Mike Pence President (Satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | December 18, 2019

Posted on 12/18/2019 6:46:57 PM PST by EdnaMode

In a breaking and historic vote just moments ago, the House of Representatives voted to make Mike Pence the next president of the United States.

If approved by the Senate, the vote would remove Trump from office and install far-right religious zealot Mike Pence.

Democrats across the country criticized their leaders in congress for the reckless act, with many protesters gathering on Capitol Hill to scream at the sky as the impeachment articles were voted on. Many on the left worry we are now living in The Handmaid's Tale, as there's no telling what kind of theocratic fascist ideas Pence may implement as soon as he's sworn into office.

Pence thanked Congress for the honor, though he said he'd prefer to remain in the shadows, just kinda being there and ticking everybody off by not really doing anything of importance.

Sadly, the Senate is expected to turn down the bill, with Mitch McConnell saying Pence is "a swell guy but he's no Trump."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; impeachment; impeachmenthoax; mikepence; pence; trump
Most leftists probably think Hillary is going to be sworn in tomorrow.
1 posted on 12/18/2019 6:46:58 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Nazi Pelousy SO wants to be POTUS.

Especially ahead of H->!


2 posted on 12/18/2019 6:49:26 PM PST by Paladin2 (uivalent amount on ammo for same.)
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To: EdnaMode

If they can get Trump, they’ll get Pence.


3 posted on 12/18/2019 6:50:16 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: EdnaMode

*** far-right religious zealot Mike Pence ***

This “satire” is one of my worst fears. I don’t want Pence as CiC.


4 posted on 12/18/2019 6:50:21 PM PST by sockmonkey (I am an America First, not Israel First FReeper.)
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To: EdnaMode
Most leftists probably think Hillary is going to be sworn in tomorrow.

Be realistic. Get rid of Trump then Pence, guess who's next? That's right. Nazi Pelosi. You think she doesn't lie awake at night plotting her chance?

5 posted on 12/18/2019 6:50:51 PM PST by BipolarBob (No border walls. No voter IDs. No Electoral College. You figured it out yet?)
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To: EdnaMode

Nancy thinks Trump will do what ever she wants now ,LOL


6 posted on 12/18/2019 6:51:05 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: EdnaMode

Wait, What ?!

She’s not ?!!!?


7 posted on 12/18/2019 6:51:53 PM PST by A strike ( Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Paladin2

or Nancy might die of Liver Failure with all the celebrating tonight


8 posted on 12/18/2019 6:59:16 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: EdnaMode
Pence thanked Congress for the honor, though he said he'd prefer to remain in the shadows, just kinda being there and ticking everybody off by not really doing anything of importance.

LOL! Good line by the Babylon Bee folks...

9 posted on 12/18/2019 7:06:15 PM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Paladin2

Yes, and because of that conflict of interest, she should not have had a thing to do with the impeachment proceedings.


10 posted on 12/18/2019 7:07:22 PM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: metmom

Surprising that nobody brings it up...


11 posted on 12/18/2019 7:25:06 PM PST by Paladin2 (uivalent amount on ammo for same.)
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To: EdnaMode

But they are against the electoral college because it is not a direct democracy.


12 posted on 12/18/2019 7:30:48 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: Paladin2

I’ve commented on that several times and all I get is crickets.

I don’t get it.


13 posted on 12/19/2019 12:03:46 AM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: EdnaMode

If Trump is removed and Pence takes over - and then grants Trump a full pardon, is Trump President again?


14 posted on 12/19/2019 4:00:18 AM PST by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: Paladin2

She will not make it, after they get Trump and Pence, the same evening Pelosi commits suicide by shooting herself in the head and then jumping in shark infested waters.


15 posted on 12/20/2019 4:18:17 AM PST by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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