Sung to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle”:
Starkle Starkle little Twink
Who the hell are you I think
I’m not under what they call
The alcofluence of inkohol
I’m not drunk as thinkle peep
I’m just a little slort of sheep
Tee martoonies make a guy
Fool so feelish don’t know why
Really don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
Seriously funny! Especially if you’re sing enough to drunk it....