[The Antiyuppie]

Any relation to the Clintons?

[GOPJ]

A hundred bucks says the lowlife is a democrat... or too lazy and stupid to register...

[EvilCapitalist]

The perp looks like she belong to the alphabet people.

[lee martell]

She must have some sort of drug problem to make a deal like that. Bad enough to take what was not hers, then to sell at a fraction of the value. She’s a desperado and not too good at this sort of thing.

[FrdmLvr]

Maybe she can get some sort of training for a new occupation so she can find a job when she gets out of the slammer. Hope she didn’t spend the whole 45 bucks in one place.

[Surrounded_too]

Not enough time.

Chop off her ring fingers. (the ones next to the pinkies is enough)

She can then feel the phantom fingers twitching and remember what she did.

[Uncle Miltie]

1.7 Carats for $45.00?

Arrest her for mental incompetence.

[simpson96]

[Buckeye McFrog]

You seem like a decent guy, Bundy, so here's a little tip from me to you. Don't die with your jewelry on.

[dfwgator]

[x]

Who wants to buy this diamond ring?
I cut it off her finger, now it doesn't mean a thing
This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore
And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it did before
So if you've got someone whose love is true, let it shine for you

[buffyt]

That happens! I knew a real jerk of a guy who had a funeral home until he got caught stealing jewelry. He went to prison.

[buffyt]

That happens! I knew a real jerk of a guy who had a funeral home until he got caught stealing jewelry. He went to prison.

[Ezekiel]

HOT SPRINGS, Ark. - An Arkansas paramedic is charged with felony theft after authorities allege she cut a 1.7-carat diamond ring off a dead patient’s finger...

Guess she couldn't bother with combing through the park.

[US_MilitaryRules]

We had a friend who’s mother needed an ambulance and when they got to the hospital to see if she made it. Her wedding ring was gone. $40,000+.

[Blood of Tyrants]

$45 for a 1.7 carat ring? Wow! I can’t even imagine what a 1.7 carat diamond would be owrth. $5000 at least. Much more depending on cut, color, and clarity.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

What profits a man if he gains the world but loses his soul? Idiot.

[Captain Peter Blood]

As usual no editors, she from White Hall not Whie Hall.

[MayflowerMadam]

In 2015, someone at my MIL’s retirement home in CA stole ALL of her good jewelry a few hours before she died. While in a coma, her diamonds were taken off her fingers. We thought she should’ve not been wearing them, and then we learned that even the good stuff she had put away had been taken, too.

We have our ideas, but nothing could be proven.

[ladyrustic]

This is extremely common. If you are in a car accident they Will steal all the cash from your wallet. Your belongings will get rifled and stolen. EMT’s do it, police do it, firemen do it, and emergency room helpers do it too. I had an accident where car needed a tow and all my music cd’s were stolen. When My father had an accident all his cash was taken, a coworker of mine who also was part-time secretary in the emergency room was convicted of stealing patient’s jewelry and cash. Unfortunately it’s not a rare occurrence. These criminals should have the book thrown at them.