Three instances of cat people not getting the bad attempt at a joke. Sheesh dog people aren’t so sensitive. Oh but you can’t joke about pussies anymore especially if you grab one. Cats be mighty sensitive these days. Never eat at Panda Express as side note.
I’ve never eaten at Panda Express. Why should we not eat there? Is their pork really cat meat?
I'm glad it was a joke, but my cat narrowly avoided declawing by a woman who believes what you wrote as a joke. I think you quoted her exactly.