Replies

Near us, there’s a HOA neighborhood. ..guy got a letter from HOA telling him they didn’t like the clothes he wore to go get his mail (a robe)...so...next time he went to the mailbox NUDE.

19 posted on 08/08/2019 7:11:27 PM PDT by goodnesswins (White Privilege EQUALS Self Control & working 50-80 hrs/wk for 40 years!)

To: goodnesswins

21 posted on 08/08/2019 7:15:20 PM PDT by Rio

To: goodnesswins

24 posted on 08/08/2019 7:31:52 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam stupid!)

To: goodnesswins

“so...next time he went to the mailbox NUDE.”

About the 4th time the Jehova’s Witnesses from the local Kingdom Hall knocked on my door I answered the door nude. They declined my offer of coffee and haven’t been back since.

25 posted on 08/08/2019 7:34:49 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)

To: goodnesswins

Near us, there’s a HOA neighborhood. ..guy got a letter from HOA telling him they didn’t like the clothes he wore to go get his mail (a robe)...so...next time he went to the mailbox NUDE.

"Arcadia" The X-Files, Season 6, Episode 15

SCENE 11
(Next morning. As the other neighbors look on in horror, MULDER stands looking on as a backhoe begins ripping up the front yard. PAT VERLANDER runs up to him.)

PAT VERLANDER: (hysterical) What in God's name are you doing?! God...!

MULDER: Putting in a pool.

PAT VERLANDER: In the front yard?! Wh-wh-what are you, insane? Have you even looked at the CC&Rs? You-you can't just put in a swimming pool!

MULDER: (putting his finger to his lips) Ah... It's not a swimming pool. It's a reflecting pool. I checked the rules. (gets the book for reference) There's no rule against putting in a reflecting pool. It's very tranquil. You'd like it.

28 posted on 08/08/2019 8:35:11 PM PDT by Pilsner

To: goodnesswins

34 posted on 08/09/2019 4:35:00 AM PDT by yldstrk (Bingo! We have a winner!)

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794