[Dilbert San Diego]

Well, there’s a huge task, to re-key everything at O’Hare, along with issuing new keys for all the employees who have keys to their areas of responsibility at the airport.

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[DUMBGRUNT]

Loss of master keys costs college $500K

According to the newspaper, those boxes will cost the college $162,346, bringing the total cost for the project to $561,790.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/college/2016/01/29/loss-of-master-keys-costs-college-500k/37411645/

[jocon307]

Exactly, a very expensive screw up. Sorry for the employee, but this is a firing offensive.

I’ve made my share, to be more than sure.

[867V309]

Well, there’s a huge task, to re-key everything at O’Hare, along with issuing new keys for all the employees who have keys to their areas of responsibility at the airport.

I suggest they put a 'closed' sign out front and let the chips fall where they may.   I mean, chicago?

[Freedom4US]

Do you think they’ll even bother?

[bgill]

O’Hare will hire the lowest bidder and it’ll be their ex-employee’s brother, Achmed.

[bk1000]

“Well, there’s a huge task, to re-key everything at O’Hare,”

It will be union work. Only certain people will be allowed to turn the screws clockwise, with a second crew to turn them counterclockwise. The process will take years and cost $millions.