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Florida man steals car, kills dog, chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop: police
Fox News ^ | 6/7/2019 | Nicole Darrah

Posted on 06/07/2019 1:54:03 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96
The 25-year-old was bitten by a police K-9 officer in the process.

I hope his process hurts like hell.

41 posted on 06/07/2019 2:33:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Sounds more like a Florida Man Road Trip.

“And then on day three we finds us a chicken coop....”


42 posted on 06/07/2019 2:36:22 PM PDT by 21twelve (!)
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To: Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; sparklite2
I thought I pinged y'all to 38. Where's my intern??


43 posted on 06/07/2019 2:39:24 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: simpson96

Sounds like a Country song.


44 posted on 06/07/2019 2:39:43 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

That’s what they call an average Tuesday


45 posted on 06/07/2019 2:40:34 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder; simpson96

Just another day in the life of Florida Man.

Actually, this only accounts for a little over an hour of the day - just what he got caught doing.


46 posted on 06/07/2019 2:41:34 PM PDT by BeauBo
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To: All

Normal Florida day anymore.


47 posted on 06/07/2019 2:44:22 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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To: simpson96

There’s not enough hours in the day for Florida Man to get into so much mischief!


48 posted on 06/07/2019 2:45:24 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Red Badger

He was naked...


49 posted on 06/07/2019 2:48:37 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: GOPJ

"Florida men deal with things men in other states never even see - link below shows a Florida man being harassed by a 150 pound lizard..."


Florida men (and women) also have to deal with some of the Country's biggest bugs.   (And many of those bugs fly around all over the place, and make weird noises!)


       

50 posted on 06/07/2019 2:56:54 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: right way right

Until the munchies kick in ....


51 posted on 06/07/2019 2:57:02 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Trump 2020 - Re-Elect the M*****F***er!)
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To: MplsSteve
There seriously something wrong with the area - all the way from Bradenton down past Naples.

Overrrun by yankees.

52 posted on 06/07/2019 3:08:22 PM PDT by PAR35
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Florida Man! I never understood the connections of Florida men being 'more bad' then the rest of the country. ha ha.

It's the way it's reported.

"he is from Florida, Yeah he deserves to be in the bad place"

53 posted on 06/07/2019 3:09:23 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yep, typical day in Florida.......


54 posted on 06/07/2019 3:10:50 PM PDT by Lockbox
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To: simpson96

Was he high on Flakka ?


55 posted on 06/07/2019 3:11:34 PM PDT by Carry me back (Cut the feds by 90%)
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To: simpson96

They booked him???? Can’t anybody do what they want to do anymore?


56 posted on 06/07/2019 3:11:40 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: GOPJ

You shoot it. Bang. Dead.


57 posted on 06/07/2019 3:14:08 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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58 posted on 06/07/2019 3:15:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

Still waiting for the HBO series “Texas Woman and Florida Man”.


59 posted on 06/07/2019 3:20:54 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: Windflier

Bath salts must be on sale this week, they are having a “special”.


60 posted on 06/07/2019 3:22:55 PM PDT by Freedom4US
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