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Florida man steals car, kills dog, chases man with ax, found naked in chicken coop: police
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| 6/7/2019
| Nicole Darrah
Posted on 06/07/2019 1:54:03 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96
The 25-year-old was bitten by a police K-9 officer in the process. I hope his process hurts like hell.
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
Sounds more like a Florida Man Road Trip.
“And then on day three we finds us a chicken coop....”
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:36:22 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; sparklite2
I thought I pinged y'all to 38. Where's my intern??
To: simpson96
Sounds like a Country song.
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:39:43 PM PDT
by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
That’s what they call an average Tuesday
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:40:34 PM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Attention Surplus Disorder; simpson96
Just another day in the life of Florida Man.
Actually, this only accounts for a little over an hour of the day - just what he got caught doing.
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:41:34 PM PDT
by
BeauBo
To: All
Normal Florida day anymore.
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:44:22 PM PDT
by
Retvet
(Retvet)
To: simpson96
There’s not enough hours in the day for Florida Man to get into so much mischief!
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:48:37 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: GOPJ
"Florida men deal with things men in other states never even see - link below shows a Florida man being harassed by a 150 pound lizard..."
Florida men (and women) also have to deal with some of the Country's biggest bugs. (And many of those bugs fly around all over the place, and make weird noises!)

To: right way right
Until the munchies kick in ....
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posted on
06/07/2019 2:57:02 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Trump 2020 - Re-Elect the M*****F***er!)
To: MplsSteve
There seriously something wrong with the area - all the way from Bradenton down past Naples.Overrrun by yankees.
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:08:22 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: Uncle Miltie
Florida Man! I never understood the connections of Florida men being 'more bad' then the rest of the country. ha ha.
It's the way it's reported.
"he is from Florida, Yeah he deserves to be in the bad place"
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:09:23 PM PDT
by
Steve Van Doorn
(*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
To: Uncle Miltie
Yep, typical day in Florida.......
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:10:50 PM PDT
by
Lockbox
To: simpson96
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:11:34 PM PDT
by
Carry me back
(Cut the feds by 90%)
To: simpson96
They booked him???? Can’t anybody do what they want to do anymore?
To: GOPJ
You shoot it. Bang. Dead.
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:14:08 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: kaehurowing
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:15:04 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: simpson96
Still waiting for the HBO series “Texas Woman and Florida Man”.
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posted on
06/07/2019 3:20:54 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: Windflier
Bath salts must be on sale this week, they are having a “special”.
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