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To: Rastus

>>But, I don’t want to hear Katy Perry’s trash even with funny lyrics.

Same as it’s always been.

Homer and Jethro ran up against this in the 60s as well

Winchester Cathedral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__tjdjrErU

Winchester cathedral
you’re drivin’ me mad
I don’t know who sings it
but it’s mighty sad

I’ll really be glad when
this song disappears
it set music back now
at least fifty years

Now everyone knows
just how much we needed a hit
and now that it’s done all i say
i hope that the world is ready for it

winchester cathedral
you’re doin’ me dirt
they finally wrote one
that we couldn’t hurt...


46 posted on 04/30/2019 8:51:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: a fool in paradise

LaWanda Page had a funny stupid joke about Winchester Cathedral. I’ll try to clean it up:

A dead body comes into the morgue in the middle of the night and the mortician’s assistant notices a cork in the posterior. He removes it and Winchester Cathedral starts playing. He replaces the cork, takes it back out, and Winchester Cathedral starts playing again. He calls the mortician and says, “You have to come down here. It’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen!” So, the mortician gets out of bed and heads to the mortuary to see what all the fuss is about. When he gets there, the assistant shows him the cork, pulls it out, and the song starts playing. Furious, the mortician turns to his assistant and yells, “You called me down here at 4 in the morning just to hear some old ***hole singing Winchester Cathedral?!”


69 posted on 05/01/2019 12:01:34 AM PDT by Rastus
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