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Star Wars Mark Hamill “Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die A Virgin”
ScreenRant.com ^
| April 17, 2019
| Christopher Fiduccia
Posted on 04/17/2019 1:59:19 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
[Mark] Hamill can't officially confirm or deny whether Luke died a virgin, it does bring the expanded Star Wars universe into question. Star Wars Legends of course introduced Luke's wife named Mara Jade, who is a fan favorite character from the Star Wars novels. Together they had one child named Ben Skywalker, although neither Mara Jade nor their son have been introduced in the movies thus far and Star Wars Legends was removed from canon following Disney's purchase of Lucasfilm. After the title reveal of Episode IX and the fact that J.J. Abrams recently said there is more to learn about Rey's parentage, the truth behind Luke's virginity may actually be revealed in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker...
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
I would like Hamill more if he weren't such a left wing radical.
I do like that he trashed that abortion of a movie (The Last Jedi) to fans.
His contempt was entirely justified.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:01:17 PM PDT
by
SkyPilot
(("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6))
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Not after the way the producer’s screwed his character over in the last film.
/rimshot
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:01:41 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
OMG! Alderon perished from Man made
Climate Change!!!
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:09:32 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
There’s a wookie nookie joke in there, somewhere.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:09:51 PM PDT
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
“...removed from canon following Disney’s purchase...”
They probably wanted Luke to be gay.
Mara Jade was a nice addition to the Star Wars books.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:12:33 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: SkyPilot
Jedi never die but it’s very similar to Jesus
To: N. Theknow
OMG! Alderon perished from Man made Climate Change!!! Well, yes...
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:14:37 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
To: gundog
To: gundog
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:17:06 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Of course not.
The Skywalkers kept it the family.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:19:06 PM PDT
by
x
To: Zathras
Cutting out Mara Jade was stupid. Disney kept blustering about “The Force is female” but removed the most popular female EU character that was in many ways a better character than Rey.
I will never cease to be amazed at how badly Disney handled this.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:20:49 PM PDT
by
Shadow44
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
Use the ‘other’ force, Luke!
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:23:57 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
How large can I make font that say “DON’T CARE!!!!!!!”
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:26:13 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: Shadow44
I think that it has run its course. And I am an old fan.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:26:20 PM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:32:05 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: kosciusko51
I agree, people take it way too seriously.
The first two were really fun. The third started out well but then just died with the Ewoks. There have been a few others which I thought were OK but the last few were not even watchable.
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:34:52 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
That’s why Yoda had that limp
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posted on
04/17/2019 2:36:54 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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