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Survey: 100% Of People Participating In Women's March Were Not Aborted Satire
Babylon Bee ^ | January 21, 2017 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/09/2019 5:55:11 AM PST by gattaca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a survey conducted in the nation’s capital Saturday, a full 100% of the people marching on the nation’s capital for abortion rights as part of the Women’s March were found to have not been aborted by their mothers when they were yet to be born.

The controversial study indicates that there may be a connection between participating in any kind of protest, and having a mother willing to carry you to term beforehand.

“There seems to be a very strong correlation between your biological mother choosing not to end your life in the womb, and your chances of showing up to a protest about something,” a reporter present at the march said. “I’ve interviewed hundreds of people out here today, and it’s astounding—not a single one of them was terminated when they were still in their mother’s womb.”

At publishing time, reports had discovered similar statistics at all other Women’s March events from around the globe.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion

1 posted on 03/09/2019 5:55:11 AM PST by gattaca
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2 posted on 03/09/2019 6:11:10 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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March Madness.


3 posted on 03/09/2019 6:11:51 AM PST by PGalt
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Akin to Reagon’s “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”


4 posted on 03/09/2019 6:18:17 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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This sexism complaint stuff is really beginning to piss me off. I am tired of it. I am sorry they were not born with a d..k. Too bad. Yesterday while waiting in line at the supermarket, I scanned all the magazines in the rack along side me. One after another, one headline after another from Metoo to complaints about everything under the sun in every female themed mag on the display. No wonder their minds are drilled out like teeth decayed after having been subjected to too much sugar.

Sorry for the rant but I have had it.


5 posted on 03/09/2019 6:18:56 AM PST by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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abortion = culling the leftard herd


6 posted on 03/09/2019 6:21:28 AM PST by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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Or the mags that say how to have better sex. For years I’ve seen that at the eye level of children.


7 posted on 03/09/2019 6:29:36 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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“Sorry for the rant but I’ve had it”
If it helps any my wife is pissed about it also.


8 posted on 03/09/2019 7:08:36 AM PST by Cold Heart (Oregon, tyranny and taxes)
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Yes, forgot about that. If they sold mags like playboy they used to have a blinder over most of the mag cover showing only the name of the mag, not the content. Now just reading the covers, one can get a sex ed or anatomy lesson from a lady’s point of view while getting ready to check out your groceries.


9 posted on 03/09/2019 7:12:15 AM PST by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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Agreed. Half the babies aborted are male.


10 posted on 03/09/2019 8:15:39 AM PST by dhs12345
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Yet they are quiet when it is one of their own who is accused.


11 posted on 03/09/2019 8:17:40 AM PST by dhs12345
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100% ?

I wouldn’t be so sure of that


12 posted on 03/09/2019 9:56:26 AM PST by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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