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Not a sign, but....
The pastor was ending his sermon on temperance:
“If I had all the beer in the world, I would pour it in the river. And if I had all the wine in the world, I would pour it in the river. And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would pour it in the river.” Then he sat down.
The choir director rose, and told the congregation, “For our closing hymn we will sing #365 ‘Shall We Gather At The River.’”
Great, that Kate and Edith.
How do you want your afterlife?
Smoking or none?
I saw one last fall that said “Come try our new pumpkin spice communion wafers! Just kidding, but come anyway!”
I’ll sort ‘em out later”
These were great, needed the faith lift, LOL
THE LADIES OF THE CHURCH HAVE CAST OFF CLOTHING OF ALL KINDS, AND CAN BE SEEN IN THE NARTHEX ON YOUR WAY OUT OF THE SERVICE.
I think my favorite is:
“Do you have children? For those who don’t know, we have child care in the basement.”
Emailed to me by my aunt, who as a pastors wife collects these church funnies.
Anyone can honk. Tithe if you love Jesus.
Now open between Easter and Christmas.
Church is a hospital for sinners, not a rest home for Saints.
Hughesville Baptist Church.