Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: sodpoodle

The other day I was driving down the road and accidentally rear ended the car in front of me. The driver got out and came running back to my truck. He was a dwarf. He looked at me and said, “I am NOT happy!”. I said, “Ok, which one are you?”.

My wife was standing in front of the mirror. She said, “I’m old, fat and ugly”, then stared at me. She then said, “You know, you could give me a compliment”. I said, “Ok, your eyesight is perfect”.


4 posted on 01/06/2019 4:33:20 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: mylife

Some Sunday morning humor for ya

Regards

alfa6 ;>}


5 posted on 01/06/2019 4:36:20 AM PST by alfa6
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies ]

To: GeorgiaDawg32; sodpoodle

Great Start for the Day!
These jokes left Me in Stitches,

But Who Cares!


6 posted on 01/06/2019 4:40:27 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson