The other day I was driving down the road and accidentally rear ended the car in front of me. The driver got out and came running back to my truck. He was a dwarf. He looked at me and said, “I am NOT happy!”. I said, “Ok, which one are you?”.
My wife was standing in front of the mirror. She said, “I’m old, fat and ugly”, then stared at me. She then said, “You know, you could give me a compliment”. I said, “Ok, your eyesight is perfect”.
Some Sunday morning humor for ya
Great Start for the Day!
These jokes left Me in Stitches,
But Who Cares!