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To: sodpoodle

My wife asked me if she could get a boob job to make her boobs bigger. I told her all she had to do was rub toilet paper in between her boos twice a day for 6 months and they would get bigger.

After a month she said nothing was happening and it wasn’t working and she asked my what I thought, I said, Hmm it worked on your ass!


14 posted on 01/06/2019 6:50:11 AM PST by eyeamok
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To: eyeamok; sodpoodle

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!


18 posted on 01/06/2019 7:36:30 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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