My wife asked me if she could get a boob job to make her boobs bigger. I told her all she had to do was rub toilet paper in between her boos twice a day for 6 months and they would get bigger.
After a month she said nothing was happening and it wasn’t working and she asked my what I thought, I said, Hmm it worked on your ass!
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!