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An Irishman walks into (trunc)
email from a friend | 12/22/2018 | unknown

Posted on 12/22/2018 11:17:19 AM PST by sodpoodle

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Paddy walks into a bar in New York City and orders three shots of whiskey.

"Three shots of whiskey, all at once?" the bartender asks.

"Oh, yes," says Paddy. "You see, I have two brothers back in the home country. I miss me brothers very dearly, so every time I have a drink I order one more for each of them."

The next week Paddy came back and ordered only two shots of whiskey. Distressed, the bartender asked: "Did something happen to one of your brothers?"

"Oh, no!" said Paddy, "I just quit drinking!"

21 posted on 12/22/2018 12:09:27 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("I'm a cool dude in a loose mood! Hey -- two ginger ales for my girls!")
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To: ZULU

You callin’ me a racist?

I’m of Irish, Italian, French and English ancestry. We enjoy self-deprecating humor - because we love life.


22 posted on 12/22/2018 12:10:22 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: ZULU

Always picking on Italians and Irishmen! ........................ lets not forget the Polish, the shoes need to be Shinoled? Are you guys going mad? Where is the PC, get back to it before the Kempekai come for you.


23 posted on 12/22/2018 12:23:52 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (What is earned is treasured, what is free is worth what you paid for it.)
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To: ZULU

Please! They get all the credit and parades and accolades and movies as if no one else existed. Endless!


24 posted on 12/22/2018 12:27:47 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: sodpoodle

Irish 7 course meal - six pack and a potato.


25 posted on 12/22/2018 1:52:08 PM PST by fruser1
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To: Fiddlstix

“Pastor, Priest and Rabbi walk into a bar...”

Thus ending, in a 3 way tie, their debate over which faith best understands the concept of limbo.


26 posted on 12/22/2018 3:52:38 PM PST by BuddhaBrown (Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
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To: sodpoodle

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen.


27 posted on 12/22/2018 5:03:16 PM PST by MisterArtery
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To: Bringbackthedraft

You are right. Poles, Irishmen and Italians


28 posted on 12/22/2018 5:47:45 PM PST by ZULU (Jeff Sessions should be tried for sedition.)
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To: sodpoodle; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ..
LOL! And the engineer had a radio in the cab, blaring, "Baby It's Cold Outside."

29 posted on 12/24/2018 5:47:31 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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Three Irishmen walk out of a bar...


30 posted on 12/24/2018 5:48:47 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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...Hey, it could happen. — Phyllis Diller


31 posted on 12/24/2018 5:48:55 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: sodpoodle

And a Merry Christmas to the lovely and gracious sodpoodle:-)

A little Irish Christmas music for ye and all of the crew that be here this fine evening!

Mrs Fogarty’s Christmas Cake by The Irish Rovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzdKDXGIues

And an Irish Blessing for all y’all

May your roof be always stout
and may your glass be always full.
AS you travel the land may the sun be
on your face and the wind at your back.
And many years from now may you be in Heaven
a good 30 minutes before the devil learns
of your passing!

Best Regards to all

alfa6 ;>}


32 posted on 12/24/2018 6:02:14 PM PST by alfa6
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LOL! Good One! I remember that one too
33 posted on 12/24/2018 6:02:20 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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34 posted on 12/24/2018 6:03:01 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: nickedknack

An Irishman and a Spaniard were discussing the peculiarities of their respective languages and the Spaniard asked:

“Do you Irishmen have a word like our manana? Whenever something needs to be done, it’s always manana, meaning later. Never now.”

The Irishman thought for a bit then replied:

“Aye, we do, but it doesn’t have that terrible sense of urgency to it.”


35 posted on 12/24/2018 6:12:09 PM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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