"Al, if you hit the lottery, I love you."
"If I hit the lottery, I don't know you..."
Firs: tell nobody except wife.
Second: If i didn’t already live in a state where I could remain anonymous I’d move to one where I could - within a few hours.
Third: retain existing house as a second home to arouse no suspicions amongst neighbors.
Sometime in near future: Splurge on cars - new belts and hoses for my 12 year old car and something made the past 3 years to replace my wife’s older car.
"Al, if you hit the lottery, I love you."
"If I hit the lottery, I don't know you..."